Rocks glass ::: "FUCK OFF"

$20.00

You don’t need to say it.
The glass already did.

Letters big enough to read, scrambled just enough to make ‘em stare. If they squint to decode it, they weren’t invited anyway.

10.5 oz of shut-the-fuck-up.
Heavy glass, clean edge, solid in the hand — like a weapon you sip from.

Details for the fine print crowd:
10.5 oz capacity
3.4″ tall, 3.2″ wide
U.S. made
Hand-wash only. Don’t be lazy.

This isn’t novelty. It’s a warning in uppercase.
Pour something strong and enjoy the silence.