Hardcover Notebook ::: "HOW TO HIDE BODIES"

Let them read the cover.

This isn’t some pastel planner for brunch girls and gratitude journaling. This is for bartenders, bouncers, servers, the ones who smile while dying inside. You write down your orders. Your side work. Your war stories. They read the title and wonder if you’re kidding.

You’re not.

Whether it’s a drink recipe or a kill list, this thing’s built to hold it.

Details (the ones that count):

150 lined pages — uncoated, cream, unforgiving
Tear-out sheets when you need to hand someone a number, a threat, or a shift note
Matte hardcover — low glare, high impact
5.75″ × 8″ — big enough to matter, small enough to stash
Casewrap binding — opens flat, doesn’t quit
Made and shipped from the U.S. because supply chains are for cowards

Keep it visible. Let the customers stare.
They’ll tip better if they think you’re unstable.